Planes, trains, and crankshafts

The planes: flying to Texas. The trains: waiting at the tracks (and counting the train cars, there were 45 in the last one), and crankshafts, well, they facilitate the reciprocating motion of the pistons in our car engines (maybe the trains and planes have a crankshaft too? I really don't know, but I would assume so...). Yup, cars are how we most often get around (don't forget to change your oil every 3,000 miles, rotate tires every 5,000, and change your breaks when they squeak).
Matt's wedding was phenomenal. (I was just thinking, my English teacher would be disappointed if he ever read my blog because there's so much blatancy going on, and not enough verbage. If I've got all this time to think about what I'm going to write, why make it so bland? So I'm going to try my best to overhand throw verbs into my sentences. So let me try that first sentence again:) Matt's wedding exploded phenom. Hmmm...that's not bad! Texas was humid, the irons in the hotel failed, but those were the only negative things about the whole trip. Actually, you know what, they aren't negative. They're memories! Just like the 6 hour layover in Denver (due to weather), the brown water gulf coast, the Tex Mex, the swimming pool, the cake, the music, the thrill of flight (up to 600 mph!), the toads, the wedding colors, the Richardsons, the chiropractic adjustment (this after my apprehension squirmed all inside me, but after having seen 4 successful adjustments, I judged the odds of not being paralyzed to be in my favor), the show "River Monsters," the lack of sleep, the bow-ties, the word "y'all" (as in "how y'all doin'?") the word "fixin'" (as in "we're fixin' to head" as in "we're fixin' to leave"), the rustic feel of the reception, the partition pillow in the La Quinta, the most interesting man in the world jokes, seeing my aunts, the conversations in the rental car, my little sister always getting the window seat, downloading free apps, eating too much, the whole sha-bam yards.
Work is still working. Learnin' loads!